Just One Of The Guys
Alexa almost exclusively hung out with guys. She had about 12 male friends and maybe just 2 female ones. For the most part, this suited her just fine. Alexa knew that men and women were equally dramatic, but she could handle dumb, macho dude drama a lot better than weepy, catty girl drama. But being seen as “one of the guys” had its drawbacks.
She had a crush on Dave, one of the new arrivals to her friend group. But thanks to how all her other dude friends treated her, she wasn’t projecting a wisp of sexuality. Whenever Alex made the slightest attempt to flirt, the boys teased her. Whenever she tried to invite Dave over alone, one or two other dudes always tagged along. And she was absolutely furious and humiliated when, in front of Dave, her friend Thomas joked that “Alexa has bigger balls than tits!”
So Alexa made a drastic plan. She never showed off her body, but to end this ridiculous “one of the guys” image, she felt she would have to. Searching Amazon, she found a tight, black one-piece that had several cut-outs to expose portions of her midriff. Then she sent out a mass invite to all her friends, asking them to come over for pizza, beer, and pool time. Alexa anxiously refreshed the event page until she finally saw Dave in the “going” list. She hissed a joyful “Yesss!” under her breath. The trap was set.
That Friday, Alexa’s back patio was filled with drunk, happy dudes. She spent some time mixing in her street clothes, searching for her courage. Around 2 hours and 8 beers in, she found it. Dramatically, she waved her hand in front of her face as if she was burning up. “Whew!” Alexa giggled. “It is so hot! Let’s hit the pool.” Without hesitation, she pulled down her shorts and swung her shirt over her head.
As Alexa sauntered to the pool, she glanced over at Dave. She was thrilled to see the shock and excitement that filled his face. Truth be told, she was kind of excited herself, with all the dumbstruck, leering dudes all around her. She had a platonic relationship with most of them, true… but just for a moment, she imagined them swarming her, pinching her firm nipples and licking her from knee to clit.
Alexa shivered, and dove into the water. Laughing, a few other guys stripped off their clothes and jumped in the pool too, including Dave. Alexa swam close to him, brushing her cute little ass against his crotch. Just a couple times, accidentally, of course. On the second brush, she felt something hard pressing against her, and her clit swelled in arousal. This suit was so thin, it felt almost like they were naked, together, in this hot, crowded pool.
“Oh my god, Alexa,” Dave whispered in her ear. “Can we go to your room?” Grinning ear to ear, Alexa nodded.
“You go first,” she whispered back. Dave waited a moment, staring up at the sky. Alexa laughed despite herself. Clearly she had given him one hell of a boner. After Dave calmed down, he climbed out of the water and casually walked inside the house. Alexa waited a few moments, splashing Thomas as he took pictures from outside the pool. “What’s so important it needs a picture?” Alexa laughed.
“Well, you don’t see this every day,” Thomas cackled.
“Gross,” Alexa groaned, splashing him again. “But I’m getting out, and then you’re never seeing this again, so I guess you should have something to remember it by.” Hearing this, one of the other boys whooped loudly, and suddenly more than a couple phones were out. Sighing, Alexa lifted herself out of the water.
It would not be until the next day, after a long night of tipsy sex and Netflix binging with Dave, that Alexa realized what she had done. But as she strode before the party, dripping wet and totally naked, she had not a clue. Not a clue about her tiny bare tits and their tight, reddish nipples. Not a clue about her exposed pussy and the neatly trimmed black hair that topped it. Not a clue that, thanks to forgetting her swimsuit in her nervousness, she would never, ever be considered just one of the guys again.
Rarely do I write a story all at once and love it, but this one just flowed like sweet wine. Originally posted on Deviantart in 2018.